"normal teenagers would throw a party, but I stayed at home reading books and watching movies omg i’m so weird XD"
my physics teacher told us a joke today
three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do?
They throw one cigarette over board and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter
A CIGARETTE LIGHTER
I ACTUALLY GET IT OH MY GOD YES
if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case
If you don’t use an empty house to sing obnoxiously and off key in your underwear you are doing life wrong